let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
bring money and cleavage
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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