She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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