i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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