just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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