We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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