Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He kissed a someone with a penis
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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