HIV tests are more positive than that guy
This girl is more easily done than said...
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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