Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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