Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize