O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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