Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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