My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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