got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
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According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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