i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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