I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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