You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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