i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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