Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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