the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I'm passing your future prison.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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