he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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