Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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