I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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