no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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