Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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