Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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