Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
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It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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