Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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