If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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