Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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