did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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