Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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