Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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