Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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