Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
They are going to name an STD after you.
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She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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