he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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