me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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