the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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