there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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