so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
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I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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