Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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