Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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