The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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