Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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