i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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