Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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