What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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