what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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