The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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