just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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