Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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